What Every Single Hellboy Movie Has Been Missing

What Every Single Hellboy Movie Has Been Missing


Oh, “Hellboy” (2019), what went wrong? (Quite a lot behind-the-scenes.) On paper, it had so much going for it. Neil Marshall was a good choice to direct, and David Harbour was well cast as Hellboy. (His performance is the movie’s best part). It also adapts one of the best “Hellboy” stories, what I’ll call the Blood Queen trilogy. Written by Mignola, drawn by Duncan Fegredo (whose art is as close to Mignola as you can get aside from the man himself — see below), and colored by Dave Stewart, these three comics — “Darkness Calls,” “The Wild Hunt,” and “The Storm and the Fury” — feature Hellboy finally facing the apocalypse he’s tried so hard to put off.

The movie also works in “The Corpse,” solely to establish the backstory of Alice Monaghan (Sasha Lane), the baby Hellboy saved, and Gruagach (Stephen Graham), the pig fae who Hellboy defeated. Harbour’s “Hellboy” is introduced in a sequence adapting “Hellboy in Mexico,” where Hellboy sadly has to kill his friend Esteban, who became a vampire.

In Mignola’s comics, Hellboy’s internal conflict has always been less that he feels alone and more that he’s destined to destroy the world but doesn’t want to. At the end of the story “Box Full of Evil,” he observes that he’s spent his life killing demons who think him their savior. That is meant to be the movie’s throughline and Hellboy’s arc; from killing Esteban to Nimue (Milla Jovovich) tempting him to rule by her side, Hellboy must contemplate if he would be better off submitting to his evil nature and creating a world for creatures like him.

But it doesn’t work. Even with a two hour run time, the movie feels rushed. It feels less like an exploration of Mignola’s world and more like a slideshow of it. As with its fellow worst superhero movies, watching “Hellboy” makes you feel like someone is upselling you a cinematic universe.

The story beats of the comics are there, but not the mood. Harbour’s Hellboy still isn’t the steely hero of the comics, but is instead even more immature than Perlman’s and makes wisecracks too groan-inducing for even Deadpool. The three parts of the Blood Queen trilogy also have distinctive themes and aesthetics. “Darkness Calls” is centered on Russian folklore, “The Wild Hunt” is about Arthurian legends, and “The Storm and The Fury” is the Book of Revelation. In the film, all of this blurs together.

The film’s visuals and monster designs have neither the majesty of Mignola or del Toro, looking instead like generic blockbuster mush. I have not seen “Hellboy: The Crooked Man” yet, but the visuals don’t seem like an improvement over the 2019 “Hellboy.”

The world Mignola has written could easily sustain a blockbuster franchise (and I think it’s pretty clear he wants it to), but the last two attempts have just not been it. Maybe del Toro was right, and trying to capture the style and spirit of Mignola’s comics on film is a doomed prospect. I think Hellboy would be a ripe fit for animation instead. There were two animated films (featuring the del Toro movies’ cast) made in the 2000s: “Sword of Storms” (set in Japan, expanding “Hellboy” short story “Heads” to feature length) and “Blood and Iron” (a semi-adaptation of the second big Hellboy story, “Wake the Devil”). The comics’ episodic storytelling, though, lends itself to a full-blown cartoon series.

But for now, if you want to experience Hellboy in his truest form, there’s the evergreen advice nerds like me always spout: read the comics.

“Hellboy” is available across several collected editions, including a 12 volumes paperback series (featuring two extra volumes for the finale “Hellboy in Hell” series), a four volume paperback omnibus series, a seven volume “library edition” hardcover series, and an 1500+ “Monster-Sized Hellboy” omnibus edition.

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